To Whomsoever It May Concern

To whomsoever it may concern,

I am not going to do the mistake that few prominent celebrities did in July by addressing this to a particular person of authority. I am living a quite-so-peaceful life and I am not interested in making it not-so-peaceful. I’m satisfied seeing FIRs filed in movies, definitely not interested in getting one.

So dear ‘whomsoever’, I’m just going to call you Sirji. I’ve always wanted to address someone this way. You see, being born and brought up in a Malayali household and residing in Chennai, I’ve never been able to use my broken Hindi which I learnt from watching serials on Star Plus. And there I go rambling again. Sirji, this is the problem with all of my monologues: I start in India and I travel all the way to Uganda, traversing Africa and Columbia and Czechoslovakia.

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The title for the post is blank now. I'm not sure what this post is about. Hopefully by the end of it, I will be able to find a title. So for those of you who have started reading this because of the attractive title (me being optimistic), do know that the title was the clincher to the post.